Monday, May 02, 2005

Sex Quotes

  ~William H. MastersContraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.  ~Spike Milligan There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered:  entertainment, food, and affection.  It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection.  As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately.  When the affection is the entertainment, we no longer call it dating.  Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.  ~Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.  ~Abraham Lincoln My reaction to porn films is as follows:  After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw.  After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.  ~Erica Jong, Playboy Magazine, September 1975 Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.  ~Mark Twain, Notebooks, 1935 We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time.  ~Arthur Hoppe What is commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite with a certain quantity of delicate white human flesh.  ~Henry Fielding Sex is God's joke on human beings.  ~Bette Davis Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.  ~Woody Allen Against diseases here the strongest fence Is the defensive vertue, Abstinence. ~Robert Herrick, "Abstinence" Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull.  It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all.  Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill.  ~Henry Louis Mencken AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences:  suicide.  Or murder.  ~Susan Sontag There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex.  People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.  ~Elton John There's nothing better than good sex. 


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