Friday, May 06, 2005

Party Invitation Quotes

Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogether, then inarticulate, and then drunk.  When we had reached the last step of this glorious ladder, it was difficult to get down again without stumbling.  ~George Gordon, Lord Byron Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much.  Then again, don't drink too little.  ~Herman "Jackrabbit" Smith-Johannsen Drink, and dance and laugh and lie, Love the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.) ~Dorothy Parker Spend the afternoon.  You can't take it with you.  ~Annie Dillard I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends.  ~Nancie J. Carmody If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.  ~Joseph Schenck There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.  ~George Santayana, "War Shrines," Soliloquies in England and Later Soliloquies, 1922 Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.  ~Henry Fielding, "Love in Several Masques" Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.  Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.  If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.  Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.  ~Jack Handey? There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.  ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes Remember:  "I" before "E," except in Budweiser. And the night shall be filled with music, And the cares that infest the day Shall fold their tents like the Arabs And as silently steal away. ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, The Day Is Done I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I lived just the length of it.  I want to have lived the width of it as well.  ~Diane Ackerman To alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems.  ~Homer Simpson Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson One's friends are that part of the human race with which one can be human.  ~George Santayana Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.  ~Phyllis Diller L

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