Monday, May 02, 2005

Men Quotes

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.  ~Helen Rowland When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.  When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.  ~Author Unknown Men wake up aroused in the morning.  We can't help it.  We just wake up and we want you.  And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?"  It's because we can't see you.  We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.  ~Andy Rooney It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.  ~Helen Rowland A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.  ~Lana Turner Women are never disarmed by compliments; men always are.  ~Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband, 1899 When you see a woman who can go nowhere without a staff of admirers, it is not so much because they think she is beautiful, it is because she has told them they are handsome.  ~Jean Giraudoux If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?  How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?  ~Linda EllerbeeThey say women talk too much.  If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.  ~Clare Booth LuceThere is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper.  ~Camille PagliaIt's a man's world, and you men can have it.  ~Katherine Anne PorterI know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.  ~George Jean Nathan Men were made for war.  Without it they wandered greyly about, getting under the feet of the women, who were trying to organize the really important things of life.  ~Alice Thomas EllisSometimes I think if there was a third sex men wouldn't get so much as a glance from me.  ~Amanda VailHe is every other inch a gentleman.  ~Rebecca West A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.  ~Helen Rowland A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she is.  I don't think it works like that.  I think it's the opposite.  I think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent the men become.  ~Anita Wise Women have served all these centuries as looking-glasses providing the magic and delicious power of reflecting the figure of man as twice its natural size.  ~Virginia Woolf, A Room of One's Own, 1929 It's not the men in my life, it's the lif


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