Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Get Well Quotes

Warning:  Humor may be hazardous to your illness.  ~Ellie Katz It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.  ~Author Unknown Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.  ~Johnny Carson You have a cough?  Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.  ~Pearl Williams To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine.  ~Henry Ward Beecher Everyone who is born holds dual citizenship, in the kingdom of the well and in the kingdom of the sick.  Although we all prefer to use only the good passport, sooner or later each of us is obliged, at least for a spell, to iden


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