Thursday, May 12, 2005

Get Well Quotes

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.  ~Finley Peter Dunne Warning:  Humor may be hazardous to your illness.  ~Ellie Katz It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.  ~Author Unknown Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.  ~Johnny Carson You have a cough?  Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be a


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