Monday, May 02, 2005

Food Quotes

Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it.  ~Author Unknown I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning.  ~John Barrymore Shipping is a terrible thing to do to vegetables.  They probably get jet-lagged, just like people.  ~Elizabeth Berry No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.  ~Channing Pollock Red meat is not bad for you.  Now blue-green meat, thatÂ’s bad for you!  ~Tommy Smothers Chemicals, n:  Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.  ~Author Unknown It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about toxic substances and just gave me the names of one or two things still safe to eat.  ~Robert Fuoss As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices:  take it or leave it.  ~Buddy Hackett Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.  Lettuce pray.  ~Author Unknown Edible, adj.:  Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.  ~Ambrose Bierce Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate!  ~Author Unknown Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.  ~Don Kardong One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to


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