Sunday, May 01, 2005

Dental Quotes

Dentist:  a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.  ~Ambrose Bierce I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five.  ~Martin H. Fischer For there was never yet philosopher That could endure the toothache patiently. ~William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.  ~Joseph Heller If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him.  ~Martin H. Fischer A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.  ~Helen Rowland You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires.  Which is why God invented dental floss.  ~Author Unknown Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.  ~Mark Twain Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get.  ~George D. Prentice I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records.  What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know


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