Sunday, May 01, 2005

Computer Quotes

Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.  ~Author Unknown The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.  ~Eric Porterfield Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.  ~Doug Larson The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.  ~Author Unknown Hardware:  the parts of a computer that can be kicked.  ~Jeff Pesis If it draws blood, it's hardware.  ~Author Unknown I haven't lost my mind; I have a tape back-up somewhere.  ~Author Unknown Back up my hard drive?  How do I put it in reverse?  ~Author Unknown There are three kinds of death in this world.  There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network.  ~Guy Almes RAM disk is not an installation procedure.  ~Author Unknown The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec/sec.  ~Marcus Dolengo Treat your password like your toothbrush.  Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.  ~Clifford Stoll Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach


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