Thursday, May 12, 2005

Cat Quotes

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult.  It's not.  Mine had me trained in two days.  ~Bill Dana If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up.  ~Jean Asper McIntosh No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch.  ~Leo Dworken A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem.  ~Jean Burden The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city.  ~Carl van Vechten A cat improves the garden wall in sunshine, and the hearth in foul weather.  ~Judith Merkle Riley I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.  ~Edgar Allan Poe Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.  ~Mary Bly My cat speaks sign language with her tail.  ~Robert A. Stern Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.  True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.  ~Missy Dizick In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.  ~Terry Pratchett Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.  ~Monica Edwards There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.  ~Author Unknown Kittens can happen to anyone.  ~Paul Gallico The cat is the animal to whom the Creator gave the biggest eye, the softest fur, the most supremely delicate nostrils, a mobile ear, an unrivaled paw and a curved claw borrowed from the rose-tree.  ~Colette Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds.  ~Jean Burden I don't think it is so much the actual bath that most cats dislike; I think it's the fact that they have to spend a good part of the day putting their hair back in place.  ~Debbie Peterson To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction - and a cat.  The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by.  ~Stephen Baker Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself.  A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any directio


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