Thursday, May 12, 2005

Birthday Quotes

They say that age is all in your mind.  The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.  ~Author Unknown We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march.  ~Robert Louis Stevenson, "Virginibus Puerisque II," Virginibus Puerisque, 1881Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.  ~Don Marquis Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.  ~Dan BennettLife is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.  ~Truman Capote Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.  ~Bob Hope First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.  ~Branch Rickey Youth is a disease from which we all recover.  ~Dorothy Fulheim Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.  ~Herbert Asquith I'm sixty years of age.  That's 16 Celsius.  ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997 You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.  ~Author Unknown I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.  ~Author UnknownA diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.  ~Robert Frost Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.  ~Jean Paul Richter The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.  ~Lucille Ball Birthdays are good for you.  Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.  ~Larry LorenzoniTime may be a gr


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