Friday, May 06, 2005

Basketball Quotes

  ~From a Charles Barkley commercial for basketball shoes, 1993 I liked the choreography, but I didn't care for the costumes.  ~Tommy Tune, on why he never considered playing basketball If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.  ~Phil Jackson Nothing there but basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.  ~Ogden Nash What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?  ~Woody Allen, Annie Hall We have a great bunch of outside shooters.  Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.  ~Weldon Drew Basketball is the MTV of sports.  ~Sara Levinson I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years.  Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either.  ~Dave Barry I hate it.  It looks like a stickup at 7-Eleven.  Five guys standing there with their hands in the air.  ~Norm Sloan, on zone defense Fans never fall asleep at our games, because they're afraid they might get hit by a pass.  ~George Raveling When I dunk, I put something on it.  I want the ball to hit the floor before I do.  ~Darryl Dawkins We're shooting 100 percent - 60 percent from the field and 40 percent from the free-throw line.  ~Norm Stewart The secret is to have eight great players and four others who will cheer like crazy.  ~Jerry Tarkanian Related Quotations: Sports Page Information: document.write(LastUpdate())                              


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