Thursday, May 12, 2005

Baby Quotes

  Either way it quiets him down.  If you're a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage.  Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won't have his friends hanging around your house all the time.  ~P.J. O'Rourke Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.  ~Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894 A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.  ~Barbara Christine Seifert One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it.  ~Georges Courteline, La Philosophie de Georges Courteline It was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into.  ~Terri Guillemets God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics.  ~Martin H. Fischer A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.  ~Carl Sandburg If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.  ~Dave Barry Related Quotations: Children, Parents, Pregnancy Page Information: document.write(LastUpdate())                              


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