Friday, May 06, 2005

Baby or Adoption Quotes

The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new. ~Rajneesh There are three reasons for breast-feeding:  the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.  ~Irena Chalmers Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.  ~Ed Howe Children are one third of our population and all of our future.  ~Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health, 1981 Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.  ~Fran Lebowitz A crying baby is the best form of birth control.  ~Carole Tabron A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.  ~Barbara Christine Seifert A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.  ~Carl Sandburg People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.  ~Leo J. Burke Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.  ~John Wilmot If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.  ~Lawrence Housman Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful.  ~Charles Osgood Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.  Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound.  Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together.  Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.  ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968 If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.  ~Dave Barry Adoption is when a child grew in its mommy's heart instead of her tummy.  ~Author Unknown The above quotations are from these sections of the site: Babies,  Children,  Family Parents,  Pregnancy Graphic Credit: © Microsoft Corporation Page Information: document.write(LastUpdate())     


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