Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Baby or Adoption Quotes

J. O'Rourke Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep.  ~H. Jackson Brown, Jr. It kills you to see them grow up.  But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.  ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born.  This is not necessarily cause for alarm.  The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.  ~Elinor Goulding Smith Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.  ~Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894 A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.  ~Mark Twain The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new. ~Rajneesh There are three reasons for breast-feeding:  the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.  ~Irena Chalmers Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.  ~Ed Howe Children are one third of our population and all of our future.  ~Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health, 1981 Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.  ~Fran Lebowitz A crying baby is the best form of birth control.  ~Carole Tabron A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.  ~Barbara Christine Seifert A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.  ~Carl Sandburg People who say they sleep like


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