Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. ~H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't. ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams
It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money. ~Elinor Goulding Smith
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. ~Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty. ~Mark Twain
The moment a child is born,
the mother is also born.
She never existed before.
The woman existed, but the mother, never.
A mother is something absolutely new.
There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it. ~Irena Chalmers
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other. ~Ed Howe
Children are one third of our population and all of our future. ~Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health, 1981
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. ~Fran Lebowitz
A crying baby is the best form of birth control. ~Carole Tabron
A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race. ~Barbara Christine Seifert
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. ~Carl Sandburg
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