Thursday, May 12, 2005

Baby or Adoption Quotes

  This is not necessarily cause for alarm.  The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.  ~Elinor Goulding Smith Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.  ~Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894 A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.  ~Mark Twain The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new. ~Rajneesh There are three reasons for breast-feeding:  the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.  ~Irena Chalmers Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.  ~Ed Howe Children are one third of our population and all of our future.  ~Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health, 1981 Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.  ~Fran Lebowitz A crying baby is the best form of birth control.  ~Carole Tabron A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.  ~Barbara Christine Seifert A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.  ~Carl Sandburg People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.  ~Leo J. Burke Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.  ~John Wilmot If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.  ~Lawrence Housman Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful.  ~Charles Osgood Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond wi


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