Thursday, May 12, 2005

April Fool's Day Quotes

You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.  ~Abraham Lincoln The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.  ~Will Rogers A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.  ~Henry Louis Mencken A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.  ~Douglas Adams It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.  ~Max Eastman Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.  ~Irish Proverb A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.  ~Clifton Paul Fadiman It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools.  ~Spanish Proverb I have great faith in fools - self-confidence, my friends call it.  ~Edgar Allan Poe The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.  ~George Orwell Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen.  Women reach theirs at thirty-five.  Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?  ~Rita Rudner Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke i


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