Friday, May 06, 2005

April Fool's Day Quotes

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.  ~Will Rogers A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.  ~Henry Louis Mencken A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.  ~Douglas Adams It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.  ~Max Eastman Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.  ~Irish Proverb A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.  ~Clifton Paul Fadiman It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools.  ~Spanish Proverb I have great faith in fools - self-confidence, my friends call it.  ~Edgar Allan Poe The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.  ~George Orwell Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen.  Women reach theirs at thirty-five.  Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?  ~Rita Rudner Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?  ~George Bernard Shaw Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job.  ~Author Unknown One thing kids like is to be tricked.  For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse.  "Oh, no," I said.&

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