Tuesday, May 17, 2005

April Fool's Day Quotes

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.  ~Jack Handey We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.  ~Japanese Proverb Even the gods love jokes.  ~Plato You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.  ~Abraham Lincoln The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.  ~Will Rogers A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.  ~Henry Louis Mencken A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.  ~Douglas Adams It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.  ~Max Eastman Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.  ~Irish Proverb A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.  ~Clifton Paul Fadiman It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools.  ~Spanish Proverb I have great faith in fools - self-confidence, my friends call it.  ~Edgar Allan Poe The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that h

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